Wednesday’s Motivational Quote of the Day

“Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.”  ~ Andrew V. Mason, M.D.

Okay, okay!  I’m a Starbuck’s addicted, procrastinating shopahaulic.  I’m terrible with money, but even worse without it.  I drive so badly I make myself nervous.  I never grew up and don’t believe I ever want to. 

I know Big Mac’s are hateful to my health and hips, but savor every sinful bite.  I play my car radio louder than a 16 year old with a new license.  But things even out, he’d drive better than me.

I always bite off more than I can chew.  I can’t watch a sporting event without getting all into it, body and soul.  I can’t listen to songs without singing along - I even know the words to songs I’ve never heard before.  I scream out loud during scary movies - and grab whatever’s within reach.  Then I’m up all night staring at the ceiling and around the corners.  My mind is always a billion and one places at once, which is dizzying.  But it keeps things interesting.

I think vampires just might exist, and they’re after me.  Every snake is looking for me, too.  Did I mention that I spend too much money.  Oh, man, it’s gone before I get it.  Budget a checkbook?  What’s that, it sounds painful.

With all due respect to Dr. Mason and his wonderful quote, my errors can’t be exaggerated - they’re already exaggerated.